(pronounced Tur-keed) A Drunk, Wasted, or Intoxicated state of mind combined with either hilarious, annoying & unpredictable behavior.
Turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the "out" portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional.
Someone who is "turkeyed out" is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a turkey.
When speaking to a turkey (dog), the name Turk, as in Turk Schonert, former offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills, can and should be used in place of that person's actual first name.
Turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the "out" portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional.
Someone who is "turkeyed out" is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a turkey.
When speaking to a turkey (dog), the name Turk, as in Turk Schonert, former offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills, can and should be used in place of that person's actual first name.
Check out Jeff trying to text with his eyes closed. Man, he's all turkeyed out.
Oh boy, Shane's up on the roof doin' the turkey dance, he's feelin' it.
Max, you were being such a fuckin' turkey dog last night. After we chugged the Carlo Rossi you tried to steal Karson's scooter and take it on a joyride. Nice goin, Turk.
Oh boy, Shane's up on the roof doin' the turkey dance, he's feelin' it.
Max, you were being such a fuckin' turkey dog last night. After we chugged the Carlo Rossi you tried to steal Karson's scooter and take it on a joyride. Nice goin, Turk.
by GreenJeans1 November 8, 2009
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by Worldhead November 27, 2009
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Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. The performance looks like a turkeys head when shes suckin your cock. her head goes back and forth like a turkey on a walk shackin its head back and forth.
James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG
by Lord Moloch February 23, 2008
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Get the Turkey Head mug.A good example of the turkeybendalar.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.
by cruger- October 30, 2007
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Get the turkeyhatman mug.When you use a rubber glove (held together at the base of your penis with a runner band) as a condom and you put your penis in the middle finger and yell GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! while you stick it in her ear.
I ran out of condoms last night and had to give this chick a turkey head. Its a good thing I keep all those rubber gloves handy.
by Gerald417 September 6, 2007
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