Tutanic

A tutanic(titanic + tuna canoe= tutanic) is similar to a tuna Canoe but bigger and has a more repulsive smell compared to the standard tuna conoe

She’s got a tutanic between her thighs

by Great Dane May 14, 2021

Turdance

Turdance is When a Certain Ocurrance Happens to End Up Making you Feel like Crap, Hench the Word Turd.

Yesterday's Meeting was Such a Turdance, That I couldn't sleep That night.

by Johan Plana October 17, 2008

turdmonica

A female musical artist who is fit, but whose musical genre is utterly shit. You expect her to be good, but it’s like putting your mouth to a harmonica and tasting a turd.

That Ariana, she’s a turdmonica.

by Qweety 568932 December 28, 2018

Turdanistan

The authoritarian, dictatorial, militaristic, misandrist country governed by Justin Trudeau, and formerly know as Canada.

Turdanistan doesn't have freedom of speech, fair representation of regions, or equality of the sexes even though it had a Constitution declaring its citizens to be equal. Recently, rights of peaceful assembly were suspended in Turdanistan to deal with an anti-vaccine mandate protest.

by Thesumofallthings February 28, 2022

Turdtastic

Phenomenally shitty, uber-crappy.

- How was that new movie?
- Turdtastic, I wasn't nearly drunk enough to enjoy watching it.

by VitalyT January 11, 2011

Carmen Trutanich

n. carmen tru·tanich

1.
a. The head of the NRA law firm
b. The toxic waste dumper, oil spiller and sea lion shooter's tireless defender
2. a candidate with a client list he won't disclose
3. a lawyer who says outrage at his defense of rapists is an attempt at "trial by angry women"
4. a union buster
5. a "prosecutor" who hasn't prosecuted a case in over twenty years

see www.TRUe2009.com

Carmen Trutanich got me off the hook for spilling noxious chemicals.

by thetruthabouttru April 25, 2009

Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.

A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.

by xXXXXXXXXx March 26, 2020