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Turdistan

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.
Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
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turdstand

A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.
"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".
by poomaster banks May 24, 2007
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turdspank

one who is acting spontaneously silly; an endearing term meant for friends, family, companion animals; one who does something, not harmful and not necessarily on purpose, which elicits laughter ... such as a "trip" of their own tongue or foot; a term for oneself amidst an unfavorable, not deliberate, and somewhat unconscious or "brainless" action ... such as spilling your latte on your work suit, mistakingly tracking mud indoor on white carpet, calling someone by the wrong name — oops!
My two cuddly kitties were definite turdspanks the day they napped within an indoor potted plant, dirt strewn on the floor. They appeared so cute, peacefully purring among the leafy green leaves — some of which needed assistance to grow upward again. No sense in getting upset over such an innocent action. Laugh and enjoy life! Later a vacuum sucked up the misplaced soil, and some thin wire fencing protected the plant and convinced these furry kids to nap elsewhere.
by Kiantha Shadduck July 25, 2011
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turdsandwich

Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too
why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam
by Bradford Dearstine May 31, 2006
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turdstain

A kid that lives in Utah and does nothing but fucking work at wal-mart and play on his computer... the alias of turdstain is also a common gaming name among this person!
turdstain kicked my ass at counterstrike source!
by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005
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turdsandwich

Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.
Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!
by wsa1994 April 21, 2009
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Turdistan

An offensive word used to disrespect Kurdistan and Kurds.
Kurdistan: Turkey, give us independence now!
Turkey: Stfu, Turdistan
by Annypple January 6, 2022
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