Trudnowski

Large, Hulking theology teacher who hates all animals and things with human skin. He is the destroyer of galaxies embroiled in an immortal battle with Wagnar the terrible, And Crummett the Arbiter.

Arch-nemesis of Herzog the Destroyer.

Never, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EVER CALL HIM MIKE!

Tyler: "Mike Truduhnowski"

Trudnowski: "If you ever call me Mike again I am going to see to it that you never step foot in this school again you jesus loving cock slut"

by Herzog the Destroyer November 30, 2006

turdskillet

Someone who is especially awesome or well-liked, or someone who is your main brah.

B: WHAT'S UP, TURDSKILLET
T: NOTHIN MUCH, BRAH

by Strawberry Pumpernickel December 29, 2010

Turdwookie

Turdwookie: One who will stab you in the back as they're hugging you, and then bill you for damaging their knife.

See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.

As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.

Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.

After I paid them $14,000 this year the Turdwookies still had the gall to claim I owed $5,500 for a "deductible"

by Fixerguy January 29, 2025

Fuck Tarkowski

What say hail in surprise.
Synonym for'Holy Fuck'.

"Fuck Tarkowski! What in the world was that defending from Joe Gomez?"

by moreworkhahaha April 13, 2021