turdster

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

turdster

A weasly, bespeckled, ginger haired, personality vacuumed male.

Oy you, nob off turdster!

by Nonceman April 27, 2003

turdito

A small loaf of feces. A little piece of shit. A tiny turd. See dingleberry.

My cat left a turdito on the carpet.

by Wigga July 3, 2003

turdteen

When your teenager acts like such a friggin turd.

My kid has been in so much trouble he's such a turdteen!

by i feel beasty January 13, 2010

turdiness

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead

My kids snapped out of his turdiness.

by Parentof5 November 1, 2012

turite

A contracted version of 'too right' (pronounced either the same way or 'Too rit') meaning 'of course'. However it can also be used as an exclamation of one's approval or agreement.

Jonno: So this wee prick comes chattin' shit bout ma maw so I hooked him tae the jaw.

Dylan: Aye, fuckin' turite mate.

by Faberino June 3, 2016

Anti-turkite

Individuals who do not eat turkey on Thanksgiving and Christmas

I offered a Thanksgiving turkey fdinneror to my co-workers on and they didn't eat it because they're anti-turkites

by Stacie Sanchez December 14, 2017