Turdburg

A shit thats so big it breaks the surface of the toilet water

dude, that shit's so big, theres more out of the water then in.
Yer dude, it's a proper turdburg!!

by sgt.skin November 26, 2009

turdburger

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006

turdburglar

1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.

2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate.

1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."

2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."

by Shockey86 January 28, 2005

turdburgular

An animal, usually a dog, that "steals" a turd out of a cat's litter box . After this it eats it in all it's glory in another area of the home, resulting in bad breath, or "poop breath" and a big toothy grin.

"Wow, your dog's a turdburgular. He's chowin' on a huge turd from the catbox!"

by Jason Schwagner June 28, 2006

turdburg

When somebody takes a shit so large that the top of it is higher than the toilet water.

Hey Joe!!! check out this turdburg, No Way a plunger's getting that out!!!
Damn!!! it's been there so long, its been growing moss!!!

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2014

turdburger

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger

Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

Northern Turdburgler

Northern Turdburglers are a group of small to medium sized brown colored birds with most species being found in the Old World, New Jersey, and West Virgina. The group is treated either as a single family, Dukeieous Maximus or as a suborder Flyingousdoodooeatious. There are roughly 2 species of Turdburgler. All have fat heads, scooped bills, short legs, and a terrible sense of smell. Non-coincidentally Northern Turdburglers smell like shit, this is mainly due to their preferred diet of pure human excrement. A nocturnal creature Turdburglers can be spotted diving into sewer systems scooping up dung for their young. Northern Turdburglers reproduce every 36 hours and lay their eggs in piles of human poo-poo as to for nobody will mess with dey babies. The Northern Turdburgler has an expected life span of approximately 2 to 6 weeks and smells very bad.

That bird has shit all over it; it must be a Great Northern Turdburgler.

by Chris Burgiles P.H.D. February 16, 2010