Turlock High School

Turlock High School has been around since my grandpa in World War 1. The high school still has not changed since back in the...what? 1700's. I think my great great great great great great Grandma's Great Grandma's Grandma wrote on the bathroom stall and it is still there! There is no need to trash this school because it already looks like a big shithole. NEVER attend a football game there, it is a waste of money because they will lose. Unless you are interested in a good fight between all of their gang members or a strip tease from their cheerleaders.

Ben: When will Turlock High School burn down already?
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.

by sxygurl453 March 5, 2011

Turnock

The times you hit it off with a girl whos actually a dude and the dude has a thing for horses

wait your a fucking turnock?!

by Bill gets pussy May 22, 2015

Turnock

Turnock is a Ginger Honey badger that eats everything in sight,but when at home is a vegetarian teetotal

Greedy bastard your a Turnock

by badgerboy123 December 22, 2018

Turlock

A titular big farming community filled with Assyrians, Mexicans, African-Americans, etc. between Modesto and Merced. Pretty dull for how it’s being located smack dab in the center. Fake drama at your local sit-inside Starbucks? Yes. We have some of that. Generic history? Sí. It’s plentiful. Basic bitch necessities such as a Walmart and Target? Definitely yes. :/

Turlock is so boring the best thing to entertain ourselves is watching paint dry. Pretty sad, isn’t it?

by Wuhuabia Wjbfhrekg December 6, 2018

Turnock

A man who has had his balls removed.

Don't be such a Turnock

When you'd normally shout "No Balls" if someone whimps out, you call "Turnock" instead.

by DaveDavison December 14, 2018

turnock

a BAMF with a splash of awesomeness

" dude this kid is such a turnock!"

by Kierstin Turnock January 18, 2008

Turlock

The least of women that have never evolved into taking me to that place.

Yo Turlock is right by the freeway just take the exit here, without Turlock I wouldn't have to walk to Modesto, when I'm in Turlock I like to go to Taco Bell with a girl, The Way Turlock seems is right at home

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021