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tunnel vision 

a way of seeing, especially in males, when checking out a hot or in rare case large butted individual. To engage tunnel vision is to ignore all other movements, actions, and people in your periphery while only focusing on that sexy individual.
"Wow look at that sexy lady."
"Oh yea. Time to engage tunnel vision!"
tunnel vision by hhjs June 10, 2014
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tunnel vision 

restricted vision due to an excess amount of cocaine, ecstasy, or any other drug.
a- "i just blew an eight-ball in a half hour and i can't see right."
b- "you finally got tunnel vision. level up."
tunnel vision by pmdbwc January 23, 2007

Tunnel Vision 

Being distracted and only seeing the worst in life regardless if you have an opportunity for a good future.
Mother: Make good decisions!

Son: I'm trying but It's like I have tunnel vision.
Tunnel Vision by MindOfBurn February 16, 2017

tunnel vision 

When your moving so fast your peripheral vision becomes extremely blurry and you can only see straight ahead.
"I got to ride in a Z06 yesterday"

"Was it fun?"

"Yeah but after 160mph I started to get tunnel vision"
tunnel vision by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

tunnel vision 

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
tunnel vision by QuacksO April 7, 2020

Tunnel vision 

When a person pulls their partner(s) anus apart, and puts his/her head in their partners ass.
Tunnel vision can be;

a popular sexual act, given to teenagers as a welcoming to the gay society.

a test of strength and courage that will be used in the upcoming 2008 Beijing olympics.
Tunnel vision by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007

Tunnel Vision 

The process jerking off into a glass tube.
I like to "Tunnel Vision" while talking to your mom on the phone.
Tunnel Vision by Zack480 February 17, 2007