tubesteak

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

by josh November 5, 2002

tubesteak

A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy

I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up

by Ken Mayo July 2, 2003

tubesteak

Hot dog, sausage, cylindrical meat product. Don't know what these other definitions are talking about...

This tubesteak is scrumtralescent!

by ghotistix November 25, 2003

tubesteak

When a dinner date that turns into a blowjob, this is the name of the main course.

"Hey, how did your dinner date go?"
"Splendid! I made her some tubesteak followed by manchowder for desert!"

by taoistmoon January 23, 2012

tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 6, 2020

tubesteak

penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.

pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.

this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.

dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.

or

are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!

by lewaazz July 21, 2008

Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010