by josh November 05, 2002
I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up
by Ken Mayo July 03, 2003
Hot dog, sausage, cylindrical meat product. Don't know what these other definitions are talking about...
This tubesteak is scrumtralescent!
by ghotistix November 26, 2003
"Hey, how did your dinner date go?"
"Splendid! I made her some tubesteak followed by manchowder for desert!"
"Splendid! I made her some tubesteak followed by manchowder for desert!"
by taoistmoon January 15, 2012
by USAF Cadet November 07, 2020
penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.
pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.
this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.
pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.
this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.
dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.
or
are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!
or
are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!
by lewaazz November 07, 2005
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
by TastesLikeLemons57 June 15, 2010