Tubes 

The internet.

<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes. </i>

"Does your apartment have tubes?"
"No, I'm still waiting on the cable company."

Tubes by lonelocust January 14, 2009

tubes 

Ice cold beers of any kind eg. castle lager

Hi Michael King. Would you like to come suck some tubes with us after work at News Cafe.

No thanks, i have beer cancer from the night before. But thank you for asking.

tubes by dj boomy August 26, 2007

tubes 

titties that actually have pubes.

Sue is my girl and she has some bushes around each nipple.
Sue has a case of the tubes.

tubes by Chadbeccar August 24, 2007

Tubes 

A slang used to describe the shape and size of a woman who's tit's are enormous is a unpleasant way.

Hey, check out the "tubes" on Connie, fuck, I bet those long fat discusting fat tits would fill a five gallond pail!!! What a sickening bitch!!!

Tubes by Lambton Man January 16, 2007

Tubes 

A meaning of a complete idiot, who acts stupid and looks stupid. Does'nt know anything about anything.

Also the fat man from SoccerAM

You are such a tubes.

Tubes by Michael Davies May 18, 2007

Tubes 

Jamming, awesome, weird, sweet, excellent tunes on youtube.

"I spent hours finding loads of good tubes last night"

Tubes by eireyo August 13, 2012

tubes are clogged 

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

tubes are clogged by Chad H July 25, 2006