tube steak

Gay lingo for penis.

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.

by Richard Black May 13, 2005

tube steak

What a gay guy gets off on.

Tube steak after tube steak was poked through the glory hole, and Rock made gravy out of all of them with his saliva filled sucking machine mouth.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

tube steak

Yummy cylindrical steak that expands in moisture.

Arch Angel's tube steak is a mighty tasty!

by AA October 1, 2003

tube steak

Feces, crap, poop

Muxx ate a big bowl of chilli and now he's in the shitter filling the bowl with tube steak.

by OTAYdawg October 10, 2008

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

by Danjazone November 29, 2019

tube steak tarzan

homosexual, queer, of the cock sucking variety

Yo that mothafucka is a damn tube steak tarzan swinging from a hairy love vine.

by f disp June 7, 2003

Juggling The Tube Steak

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time

The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night

by SilencedVoices May 20, 2018