turnkey solution

All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate....

In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does

We offer turnkey solutions to all your business needs

by The Fast Rita October 25, 2007

trunked

the act of hiding in the trunk of a car while drunk at an early morning hour for the purpose of surprising and scaring someone

Whoa! Did you hear that Stephanie got trunked on Nardito Ave. to surprise Vik?

by awesome or awesome August 20, 2010

Trunked

To be penetrated rectally by an elephant's trunk and in rare cases an elephant itself.

"Josh was trunked all day yesterday"
"That trunking was especially bad"

by The elephant friend August 4, 2014

Turnkey Jerk

turn·key jerk
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/

noun

A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.

Person 1: "I think Cathy is a real Turnkey Jerk..."
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"

by LokiTricks222 August 4, 2017

turnkey

A complete end to end solution requiring no additional effort.

The computer came with a tunrkey installation.

by FyrFytr October 13, 2003

trunked

(A)The act of forcing a person into the trunk of a vehicle. (B) The act of temporarily putting a dead or beaten person in the trunk of a vehicle.

(Pat) Hey man have you seen Jim? (Jeff) No, I think Lisa's brother trunked him.

by junit483 March 12, 2010

trunkers

UK construction industry slang term for air conditioning Ductwork erectors. Sheet Metal ductwork is also known in the industry as 'trunking', hence, trunkers

Electricians = Sparks
Carpenters = Chippies
Steel erectors = Iron Fighters
Duct Erectors = Trunkers

by mark bates August 1, 2006