trumpityload

Two ounces of orange semen brought forth after a Stormy night by slight-of-hand

During a thunderstorm while at the library, a friend swatted my arse with a magazine which brought forth a trumpityload

by fukleberimounds_guy December 16, 2020

Trumpostomy

Trump + ostomy (A surgical procedure creating an opening in the body for the discharge of body wastes)

May refer to a Trumpostomy bag / Trumpostomy care / Trumpostomy dressing after surgery

Trumpanzee got a trumpostomy & is now taking a trump in the bag attached to his abdominal wall

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Trumposter

A person who repeatedly posts Trump talking points and rhetoric under the false pretense or guise of being politically moderate and logical.

James says he supported Hillary Clinton in the last election, but the way he blames everything on George Soros and the democrats proves he is a Trumposter.

by Sassafrass Grove October 26, 2018

trumpowitzler

Donald Trump aka the only man alive to be both simultaneously literally Hitler and a Zionist at the same time making him both a dirty Jew and literally Hitler at the same time. AKA the anti Christ.

When will Trumpowitzler be punished for the crimes?

by thereeferist June 15, 2022

Trumposis

A mental disorder characterized by a strong tendency to lie.

"You lied again. Your psychiatrist thinks you might have trumposis."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

trumpolicy

Statements of an "official nature" lacking contextual evidence or substance, intentionally vague and confusing, so as to distract from the shallowness of the concept or proposal (yet formed).

Yeah, I spent 3 hours on the line with my insurance company and got no where... claims still unpaid. All T&C and yak yak yak... total 'Trumpolicy'... umph!

by the Cindy Moon May 31, 2016

Trumpacity

The ability to state something wildly and obviously false, racist, misleading, or contradictory without irony or shame.
Portmanteau of Trump and audacity.

"Did you hear what he just said about the Puerto Rican community?"
"Yeah, that took some serious trumpacity."

by Mr. Lumbergh September 7, 2018