trumpaloon

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.

My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.

by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010

Trumpaholism

A mental condition in which an individual worships Donald Trump and everything he says to the point that he can do no wrong. Trumpaholics will defend Trump no matter the circumstances and even change their political beliefs to be in line with their God Emporer Trump. Symptoms include wearing red MAGA hats, chanting "Build That Wall", and bashing other Conservatives who refuse to support Trump's big government positions such as increased debt and his support of some gun control measures that contradict conservative & libertarian ideology.

I posted on Facebook about how Trump increasing the national debt is counter productive to fiscal conservatism and this lady suffering from Trumpaholism commented calling me a liberal snowflake.

by Libertarian Sports Nut August 5, 2019

Trumpathetic

/trəmp-pəˈTHedik/

Adjective.

Needing an inappropriate amount praise for a poor attempt at a given goal.

"The president and his supporters are such a trumpathetic group of individuals."

by Birdguy923 February 17, 2019

Trumpaholic

People who claim to hate Trump but won't shut the fuck up about him

That douche is a trumpaholic

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 14, 2018

Trumpatorium

The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin

Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.?
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!

by Urban humor May 11, 2018

Trumpthingstupid

A comment made by the 45th president of the United States

"What did the president say about THAT?" TRUMPTHINGSTUPID

by Claudia Hoarfrost July 1, 2018

Trumpathetic

1. Expecting praise or reward for a poor attempt at a job.

2. Having an exaggeratedly high, or deluded opinion of oneself.

The Trumpathetic man cleaned only a 1/4th of his own dishes, commented that his roommates should pay him for even doing them, and called himself "the greatest roommate this house has ever had".

by themanwebsterhimself February 17, 2019