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truckers dilemna 

David couldn't decide between beating rush or traffic or beating the bishop. He was faced with the classic truckers dilemna.
truckers dilemna by amit666 October 5, 2018

truckers nose 

a nose that is so big that you could shove apples up it
that girls truckers nose was so big that you could shove apples up it

truckers library

Valentines Day is near, I got to make a stop at the Truckers Library to get my Wife a latex battery operated valentine.
truckers library by SKIVVY 9 January 25, 2018

truckers lunch

A sausageroll with tomato sauce and a chocolate oak from a servo. Usually costs about 12 bucks.
Had to pop into a servo and grab a truckers lunch, everything else was closed from corona virus
truckers lunch by Insashable March 23, 2020

Truckers Rivet 

When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding
I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.

If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet

Truckers Coffee

When someone chews Coffee beans so that they get all the caffeine in them and washes it down with Mountain Dew, Redbull, Monster or any high in caffeine energy drink for maximum caffeine power.
Tim was pulling an all nighter studying using Truckers Coffee to keep him awake.