A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009
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The Trouser Snake is the most feared yet desired animal in the Animal Kingdom. When threatened, the normally docile and relaxed trouser snake tenses up into an erect position in order to increase its size to scare off an attacker. However, if this show of size and ferocity doesn't provoke fear its attacker, the Trouser Snake has been known to use its body to viciously ram the opponent repeatedly until it is driven away. Even more astounding, if the trouser snake can't frighten off an attacker with its body, it has been known to spit a white, gooey substance into an opponent's face, usually aiming for the eyes or oral region. His substance has been shown to induce either two reactions - uncontrollable gagging and blindness, or curiously enough, intense sensations of pleasure and satisfaction. This act has been linked to provocations from surprise, physical stimulation, and also in displays of sexual prowess for its partner or potential mate.
Candy surprised a sleeping Trouser Snake by grabbing it around the neck - in response, the Trouser snake stood up and spit a mouthful of white goo onto her chest.
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by Patrick Graydon December 9, 2008
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