bowel trowel

The phallus of a gentleman who is 'good with colours'.

"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

Mexican Trowel Job

The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – “illegal immigration”.

I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?

by turd dangler September 29, 2015

Halav Yisroel Trowelling

troweling (see: 'trowelling' and 'felching') using milk produced by a cow owned by a Jew.

"I was all vklempt after halav yisroel trowelling."

by Oleg & Sons March 21, 2008

Dirty trowel

The act of ejaculating inside a woman’s vagina and then using your fingers to ‘dig’ the cum out of her

“I gave Emily the dirty trowel last night. I came so much, it took a few minutes to scoop it all out”

by Gerty Hunter June 14, 2025

Small trowel

A child, typically a boy, who is found to be particularly sexually attractive. The term is meant to discreetly inform about an implied desire to “dig them out”

32$ for a bag of chips and 4 small trowels.

by Babiesrsexy July 3, 2024

Trowel

A trowel is a person who uses insults without knowing what they mean.

"That guy told me to dilate, and when I told him it was transphobic he was shocked!"
"What a trowel lmao"

by dumblewhorethetroonlover May 25, 2021

Sanitary trowel

A hand held device for removing objects stuck in one's vagina

Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.

by HeXsTeRiA November 20, 2019