3 definition by HeXsTeRiA

Brett: Did you come? Cyril: You gotta to be kidding bro, not in that uranus!

Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.

He believes that everyone around him is hysterical - definitely a classic case of Hexsteria