Definitions by HeXsTeRiA

Uranus

A planet sized arse hole

Brett: Did you come? Cyril: You gotta to be kidding bro, not in that uranus!

Uranus by HeXsTeRiA November 21, 2019

Sanitary trowel 

A hand held device for removing objects stuck in one's vagina

Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.

Sanitary trowel by HeXsTeRiA November 20, 2019

Hexsteria 

When you believe that everyone around you is hysterical when in fact it is only you who is hysterical

He believes that everyone around him is hysterical - definitely a classic case of Hexsteria

Hexsteria by HeXsTeRiA November 15, 2019