Uranus

A planet sized arse hole

Brett: Did you come? Cyril: You gotta to be kidding bro, not in that uranus!

by HeXsTeRiA November 21, 2019

Hexsteria

When you believe that everyone around you is hysterical when in fact it is only you who is hysterical

He believes that everyone around him is hysterical - definitely a classic case of Hexsteria

by HeXsTeRiA November 15, 2019

Sanitary trowel

A hand held device for removing objects stuck in one's vagina

Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.

by HeXsTeRiA November 20, 2019