Troffle

A bright yellow flash of undesired highness. The face is warm and coughing is very frequent. Hands are cold and uncomfortable feelings are present.

A troffle is a huge bong rip lights the face on fire and the subject dies.

by Mary Weather January 10, 2009

DA TROOF

the state of a concept, idea, or opinion reflecting a certain inherent truth regarding a person, a place, or thing.

quite often pronounced "DAAAAAA TROOF"

D: a-a-all the JAP girls at UMCP color-blind racists
M: DA TROOF!

by shsthaniel December 2, 2010

Troofax

True facts. When a fact is so true to the point where you are required to aknowlage how true it is. Usually said online by gamers who misspell words on purpose to add humor to a declaritive statement.

Example 1:
Legit Person #1: I have just ownt that noob. Ha ha.
Ub3r l33t Guy: Troofax, d00d! joo totally pwnzed that guy lolol
Legit Person #2: Indeed. Those are definitaly true facts.
Legit Person #1: Would anyone like tea and crumpets?

Example 2:
Ed: The sauce they put on these tacos are so good.
Ted: Troofax.

by logical funk July 26, 2009

troffaphobia

- fear of pissing in large urinals that resemble a horse troff.

Usually found in large sporting venues the mega urinal provides zero privacy which causes many guys to be gun shy despite a bladder full of beer.

Friend: Hey were is your cousin the third inning is about to start?
You: Ah, he has to wait for a toilet since he has a bad case of troffaphobia.
Friend: What?
You: Yeah, when he steps out to the plate at a big urinal he can't go.

by Dave W. Deathrock February 11, 2009

Troof

Truer than true.

Obama speaks troof.

Obama doesn't know what troof is.

by gammaradiation July 17, 2011

trooftard

A pejorative term for a person who is skeptical of official explanations of world events; in particular the events of September 11, 2001.

It is a combination of the words 'truther' (spelled phonetically) and 'retard'.

Only trooftards believe those buildings were taken down by the government.

by asdkf9jgi3jgSKDjgfCHEESE December 9, 2012

Troof

1. A somber, poignant, or regrettable fact.
2. Truth + Oof

-Already commonly spoken as the ebonic pronunciation of truth.

-Thanks to memes, the word continues to grow.

1- "Damn, bruh.. we got so many sick-twisted, occult, pedo fu*ks in office."
2 - "Troof."
1&2 - *in unison* "Troof..."

by Arch-Angel197 July 11, 2021