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A Trojan is a USC student. They believe that spending 30k for their 3.0 is better then a "cheap" state school which out ranks them in every ranking, including alumni that on average make much more then a USC grad. USC is full of whores filled to the brim with STDs and some not even discovered yet! A typical USC student is a snob whose dad paid for them to go through an expensive private school and fail out, thus being rejected from every other credible school and having no other choice but to pay 30k a year for a piss poor degree. USC is also home to famous rapists and murders. If you're a girl at a USC frat party chances are 9/10 that you will be date raped by a trojan.
Company: Where is your degree from?

USC Grad: USC

Company: Sorry we only want hard working individuals, might I suggest that you work for your dad.
by bruin December 1, 2004
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Trojan

An undesirable person that makes friends with a nice person in order to get in to parties and other social circles and events. As in using nice people in the manner of a Trojan Horse to gain access to places they would not be invited normally.
We were going to invite Jeff to the party, but Michelle will totally Trojan.
by no means no July 4, 2012
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Trojan

A make of condom or shealth used to prevent the transition of semen from a man to a woman, man or animal.
"Yeah mate, I whacked on the ol' Trojan and did her in the batty"
by Link December 8, 2004
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Trojan

A member of a great family that has an alumni network of over 300,000 members worldwide. It is currently ranked higher than UCLA, NYU, UVA, Tuft, Michigan - Ann Arbor and many other prestigious universities. In the past 5 years USC has won 4 Rosebowls and 2 national championships. Some graduates from USC include Forrest Whitaker, Kyra Sedgwick, George Lucas, and Mark Sanchez. Included on the faculty is Dr. Paul Frommer, a linguistics professor who created the Na'vi language. The 5 true characteristics one must have to be a Trojan are FAITHFUL, SCHOLARLY, SKILLFUL, COURAGEOUS, and AMBITIOUS. USC gives over 600 million dollars in scholarships every year to make sure that financial problems do not stand in the way of a student and their proper school. The Trojan Marching Band is considered the greatest band in the history of the universe.
Interviewer: Where did you go to school?
Interviewee: I went to USC. I'm a Trojan.
Interviewer: You're hired.

Prospy 1: Did you see Tommy Trojan over there?
Prospy 2: Yeah he looks so glorious. I hope I get in and don't have to settle for UCLA...
by UCLAsucks!!! September 16, 2010
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trojan

An item in mariokart that protects you from red shells.
Im not worried about your red shell I just got a banana so now I have a trojan.
by mrfletch May 26, 2007
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Trojan

1) A popular condom that is often referred to.

2) Most of the people who put a "thumbs down" on this, means that the condom broke on them and/or they didn't put it on correctly that night and they either have a child now(on the way) and/or a nasty STD. which sucks.
1) guy1: Hey I'm about to go have sex
guy2: dude you should totally use trojan! they hardly ever slip unless you don't know how to put it on.

2) guy 1: Dude that condom broke and now my gf's pregnant with twins and i got a STD!
guy2: dude did you slip it all the way down the shaft of your penis?

guy 1: oh crap! no i just put it on half way cause it was a quickie.

guy 2: what a 'tard
by The condom Guru July 4, 2009
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Trojan

someone who is trying to get all in your business
"this pushy bitch, too much like a trojan to be up in here"
by penis August 20, 2003
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