toggie

french letter or condom, used to protect you from sti, vd, std and csa.

"i was feeling a bit hoity toity last night, so i slipped on a toggie and had a posh wank" or "my tallywhacker was so small, thst when i whipped it out, i left the toggie wedged in her flackets"

by faaisao August 22, 2011

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troggle

one of the monsters in the old school Number Munchers game. Probably short for "troglodyte."

The troggles are after me!

by ankle biter May 25, 2008

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The Dirty Trogger

When you are on a crowded dance floor (ideally it will be a very sweaty environment as well) find an ugly girl and get her to blow you in front of everyone.

-"Dude, did you see that guy gettin the dirty trogger last night?"
-"Yeah that was gross, I think he busted in her hair too!"

by troggdogg November 24, 2009

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A Trogger

One who explodes the head of laypeople solely through force of wit. May or may not shoot laser beams from eyes.

"And a man of presumptuous knowledge did prattle on about details extraneous. And the villagers did strain to contend with his verbal excess. And then did a Trogger step into the village green, and made the head of this man explode. And it was good."
- Leviticus 18:14

"New York; it's a mean streets town. Got your pushers, pullers, hookers, dealers. Pigs and dogs; mice and men. It would sink into its own filth entirely were it not for the vigilante Trogger who keeps the bottom of Hell scraped so more angels can keep falling down, down, down."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Rat City"

"Hey brah I'm gonna totally mack on that babe."

"No way brah she just started seein' a Trogger, you ain't got shit on him dude."

by BeardOfChuckNorris March 16, 2009

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