A shut-in mistress who is available for sexual purposes only. Generally she will have deficiencies (social or physical) which prevent her from qualifying as a mistress. A mistress and a tristress are two totally different things; a man can be proud of a mistress.
by SimonsHole May 4, 2014
Get the tristress mug.When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.
by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
Get the Bulgarian Shit Twister mug.He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.
by Urban Official November 29, 2020
Get the Tristen Fulton mug.Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil
Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"
by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017
Get the Pencil Twister mug.Absolute fucking twink. Trash at league and mental booms whenever his enemy laner breathes. Overall just kinda mentally unhinged and should be in mental asylum playing league all day.
by SugarBurn August 26, 2019
Get the Tryster mug.The act of taking ones nipple between your thumb and forefinger and twisting with great force. Considered a term of endearment in high school athletic circles.
by Whiplash January 7, 2005
Get the Tittie Twister mug.When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.
by John Moneybags January 20, 2019
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