Trimtard

In aviation maintenance, a trimtard is a mechanic that is tasked to put together the interior portions of an aircraft, thought to be brain numbing work, ie: passenger seats, carpet, window shades, ceiling panels, side panels. (Trim is the generic word for the interior furnishings of an aircraft...)

Lead Mech: Where's the trimtard?? The spark chaser needs these stupid ceiling panels removed to get to the wire bundle to run this wire in...

Spark chaser: He's over there putting the PAX seats in...

Lead Mech: Trimtard!!!!! Help this cone head remove these ceiling panels.

Trimtard: ok, lemme just finish these last 30 seats...

Spark chaser: I'll fucking do it..... It'll be quicker if I just fucking do it!!!

by Flyby1000 December 19, 2010

3,4,5-trimethoxy-ß-phenethylamine

A fantastic substance usually ingested in order to recieve a visual, spiritual trip. Effects typically set in after an hour or so of ingestion.

That San Pedro cactus sure stinks of 3,4,5-trimethoxy-ß-phenethylamine. Good mescaline there.

by Bill Billsworth October 27, 2003

Darren Trumeter

Basic:Darren is 26 years old and has been a member of the The Whitest Kids U'Know for almost 3 years. He grew up a military brat, living in numerous cities around the country and even Germany for 4 years. He started acting at the age of 9 and has been in more than 40 plays. In 1999, Darren left Texas to pursue the writing and directing of film in New York City. While working on an independent film he met Zach Cregger and was invited to a “Whitest Kids” show. Darren was immediately intrigued and was determined to be a part of the troupe.

Detailed: One of the nicest people in the world. Incredibly handsome, cute, and funny. Wears adorable glasses. He can always make you smile. The only other people in the world that share his breed of amazingness are Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger, also part of The Whitest Kids U'Know. He plays girls in the show more than any other member, and is the most convincing girl of any of them.
D A R R E N I S A P O O F
but not really.

"Who's that amazingly gorgeous guy over there?"
"That's Darren Trumeter."

by Darren's Future Wife. March 1, 2009

Timethief

Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.

You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!

by Rikstir July 31, 2015

Trimethylxanthine

The chemical name for caffeine.

The reason why coffee is so fantastic.

If it weren't for trimethylxanthine, no one would drink coffee.

by Xanthos Vengokir July 13, 2009

Timethief

An annoying internet Troll who hides behind many anonymous fake avatars, otherwise known as the invisible copy & paste buffoon. She seems to think everyone else is wrong and she alone is right but first she has to run a Google search so she doesn't sound like she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. After all she has to keep face in the community. Definitely an old dried up wrinkled faced woman, who's days of youth are gone and now waste her time trying to compete with women half her age. Just randomly name any country in the world and she'll tell you she visited or vacationed there too. Yet everyone already realizes she doesn't know shit.

timethief
timesuck
timewaste

by xena777 December 11, 2011

trimethylpolysiloxane

It is sweat from the small of a rapist's back.

The ingredients for the one-step skin cleaning solution include cyclomethicone, diphenylpolysiloxane, cetearyl dimethicone (a product of General Electric Co.), trimethylpolysiloxane and mixtures thereof.

by ntonionie June 18, 2008