some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.
"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)
by samkim February 9, 2008
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inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009
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