One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."

Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."

family tree climber by el chunkster January 2, 2017

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Tree Climbers

Fingernails on a person that are excessively long, as to allow one to climb a tree, by digging thier nails into it.

wow!those are some nice tree climbers you have, can you pick me some coconuts while your up there?

Tree Climbers by Timmy E. June 18, 2008

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climbed a tree

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.

Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."

climbed a tree by Asianman3000 May 2, 2010

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