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transcondescently

a adjective or adverb to put into an english paper that your teacher will never circle, in fear of looking like an idiot.

i used mine to describe "to descend to a level of deep passion." make it whatever you want.
The only way for a poet to escape romantic failure is to transcondescently write from the heart, and express the deepest emotions a man has. - straight from my thesis paper.
by Matt S-W February 12, 2007
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transbender

A homosexual person who is in the process of having their gender re-assigned. Not yet a trans-sexual, but aspiring to be and when the process is complete will engage in now homosexual activity.
A young girl who wants to be boy, but is still a girl and thinks its gay to be with a boy, preoperation. Post operation is fine with having coitus with girls.
"He used to be a girl, now he is riding her, the transbender."
by master beef April 26, 2014
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tampon-transponder

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.
The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
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transtoed

Someone who is transtoed, has toes that identify as fingers.

People who are double transtoed have the toes on both feet that identify as fingers.

People who are dominant transtoed have the toes on their dominant foot identify as fingers.

People who are non-dominant transtoed have the toes on their non-dominant foot identify as fingers.
Michael Bae can pick things up with his toes like a monkey because he is transtoed.

Daniel Radcliffe is double transtoed because both of his feet have toes that identify as fingers.

Cris Evans is dominant transtoed because only his dominant foot has toes that identify as fingers.

Robert Downey Jr. is non-dominant transtoed because only his non-dominant foot has toes that identify as fingers.
by JmoneyIsDaBest May 20, 2016
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Transponder

Theoretical situation where the biological sex of a person can't be immediatly discerned by direct observation.
After watching Pat for a few minutes Winston decided it was a transponder situation.
by willie weewee January 11, 2022
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transblonde

Someone who is clearly not a natural blonde but
She had dark hair when she was young but now she’s a transblonde.
by Phobar May 3, 2022
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tranbone

Shut you down with a musical instrument beautifully.
I just tramboned tf out of you. Did you see Sharkiesha tranbone her ass? That teanbone game was beautiful.
by Yolobih May 4, 2022
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