Skip to main content

I write sins not tragedies

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.
Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"
by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019
mugGet the I write sins not tragedies mug.

Tagectomy

The process of removing the tags from items one has purchased, such as clothes, stuffed animalas, furniture.
I should have given this dress a tagectomy before I decided to wear it, this tag is driving me crazy!

My girlfriend Laura gives all of her new clothes a tagectomy and then sews in a new tag with a smaller size!
by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009
mugGet the Tagectomy mug.

trade rooks with

1. The act of sexual intercourse with someone else.
2. Exchanging your towers (rooks) in chess with your opponent.
From The Queen's Gambit:
Margaret: Is there anyone you've met, that you would like to trade rooks with?
Beth: I mean, I trade rooks all the time.
(giggling)
Margaret: I bet you do.
by BRUVTGER October 25, 2020
mugGet the trade rooks with mug.

Targer

Someone who is loud, obnoxious and confrontational; especially a woman.

Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.
-Have you asked Fiona to stop stealing your lunch?
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.
by MasterJackeen January 25, 2014
mugGet the Targer mug.

dick target

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.
I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.
by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007
mugGet the dick target mug.

jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.
Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.
by Devin84 October 15, 2007
mugGet the jackass of all trades mug.

Pocket Trader

An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.
These damn pocket traders are moving the market!
by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020
mugGet the Pocket Trader mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email