wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on

Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers

by Rickterscale June 10, 2010

toushiq

A member of the scarecrow threesome

Who works out and is very horny😔

Toushiq: I'll fuck the shit out of you

Nawar : no.

by Niallhoran February 8, 2021

Touseef

The coolest man on earth! Calm, collective and composed.

John handles pressure in a Touseef way

by Touseef_ August 17, 2022

Eric Tousi

Eric Tousi is a horrible, vile supernatural entity who has been existing on the Earth for upwards of 4.8 billion years. He is possessing a 12 year old child's body to try and attract minors, even though their age difference is enourmous. He also causes every single war and loves human death and destruction. He is death's best friend, and is married to an ugly woman named Shabnam which he inherited his last name from.

Joe: God I fucking hate Eric Tousi he killed my entire Family
Bob: Me too he fucking obliterated by life savings

by handle587645678942986724386928 June 27, 2022

dirty tousen

when you turn off all of you lights and cum in her eyes blinding her for a bit

"hey man, i did a dirty tousen to my girl last night"

by mike the dirty boy January 11, 2010

touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.

It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!

by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005

Toushi

Toushi is a name from korea and japan in arab it means treasure. Toushi wants to achieve many things in life and can work hard for it . It is a unisex name. He/she is selfcentred and aggresive for actual reason. Friendly and possesive in nature. Opposite gender are attracted.

I found TOUSHI. Oh keep it carefully

by Akki24 November 23, 2021