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Touring the 3rd Floor

When you fucked somebody but you're trying to cover it up the next morning. Or even the night of for that matter.
Wes: You definitely fucked him last night
Sue: No we were just touring the 3rd floor.
Wes: I'm sure you were
by The Wandering Man September 2, 2009
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Marisa-Tomeizing

1.) Anything as amazing as the fabulously gorgeous and talented actress Marisa Tomei

2.) A word used to describe any movie Marisa Tomei appears in
"My Cousin Vinny" is Marisa-Tomeizing!
by Bianca & Julianna December 9, 2008
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tourching

the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty.
I was tourching that man
by dictonaryboy May 25, 2023
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Touristing

Rubbernecking..

Driving slowly or stopping in the middle of the road while looking at the sights.

Walking and paying no attention to anyone else around you while looking at the sights.
"Why did those people in front of us just stop in the middle of the road?" "They're Touristing!"
by shepkatt July 13, 2012
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touring

The fuck?
Touring isn't defined?
Nigga please.
Touring- To tour you stupid motherfucker what do you think?
"Hey Dick, did ya hear Feral Mole is touring next month?
Dick: "Phuk, don't gimme dat shit nigga I don't care."
by ItsRuckasNucka. August 8, 2015
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Touring The Angel

When a person is given a Shocker, a Dirty Sanchez, and a Hot Karl back-to-back, and said individual enjoys it.
Phu's smile deceived his alleged disgust at Kishore's invitation to go Touring The Angel. Now Phu has a brown lipped smile to match Kishore's fingers.
by Chocolate Angel August 4, 2008
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Residential Touring

Pushing your car to the absolute limit in a suburban neighborhood, I.E. 25 MPH zones. Usually occurs when someone is late or in an extreme hurry.
-Or-
Racing to beat your own previous records in a 'low speed' environment.
Highly illegal, highly fun!
Passenger: "Man slow the fuck down! You gonna get us killed!"
Driver: "I can't! Their gonna reem our asses if were late, we gotta pull some Residential Touring!"

Example 2..

"Man it was crazy! We did 105 in a 25. Straight Residential Touring bro!"

Example 3.

"Yeah man we went Residential Touring last night, it was exhilerating!"
by Dexatrim Natural May 28, 2007
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