toucan

The name given to my friend kelly

Kelly is the crazy pterodactyl samurai toucan

by floaty March 22, 2005

Toucan Sam

A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).

*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.

Guy a : idk man, Ricky Montgomery is so hot. Id date him if I was gay.
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam

by frog-bean March 10, 2021

toucan sam

That bird thing on the Fruit Loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose

"Oh man I am so Toucan Sam, I need a nose job!"

by onomono July 19, 2003

Toucan Sam

When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.

Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.

by AnthTheManth September 20, 2013

Crazy Toucan

When a woman is jacking two guys off (on the side) and sucking a guy off in the front thus creating the image of a crazy tucan

I took part in quite possibly the best crazy toucan ever

by Flounder10000 August 13, 2008

toucan sam

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh

Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now

Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

lazy toucan

Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.

...and with one final blast of flatulence, we had ourselves a lazy toucan.

by MrWorkout February 10, 2006