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Toucan - often referred to as Toucan Dan. References: Geordies that can't handle any more than 2 pints of Lager Tops.

Tell tail sign of this occurrence, when they ask to lick your Gary Glitter.
Alex: Is Toucan pissed yet?

Ben: yes, my Gary Glitter is wet!
Toucan by Toucanass November 26, 2018
Someone who can get really drunk off two cans (or glasses) of alcohol.
Meg: Daniel has only had two drinks and he's drunk off his ass
Ash: He's a toucan
toucan by bigblueeatsdicks January 3, 2019
A bird who has a very large beak and eats froot loops
I saw a toucan eat some froot loops today!
Toucan by Toukanlol January 14, 2021
A Chrome Extension that translates a few palabras at un momento for idioma learning.
Dark Reader: Get Toucan!!!!!!!
Me: no
a few months later...
Dark Reader: Get Toucan!!!!!!!
Me: Y'know, it's a perfect fit for me!!!
Toucan (who is also Dark Reader): Ok hola
Toucan by Orrinpants September 21, 2022
An eldritch god hiding as a toucan in plain sight
I worship Toucan with every ounce of my bei be
Toucan by TukanTCG September 25, 2022
Someone who loves Siegfried a lot, like a lot its absolutely weird
Okay this Guy is sucking Siegs cock, He is a real Toucan
Toucan by N.Sky January 31, 2023