absolutey tooty

goofy way of saying absolutely

did you take that chick to bed last night?absolutey tooty

by pussy bee October 26, 2019

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

Testyment

The Best Call Of Duty Sniper Ever.

Ayy, You Heard About That Dude Testyment?, He Hits Mad Clips!

by Sipaj December 2, 2018

tossycock

A less offensive synonym of bullshit.

It appeared in the britcom Black Books, series 1, episode 5 'The Big Lockout'.

Manny: Alright, what was the last film you went to see?

Bernard, unable to recall the name, describes the film's climax. Manny recognizes it.

Manny (incredulous): Ba! That was the last film you went to see - Planet of the Apes!?
Bernard: Yeah. Amazing effects, you know? You really believed monkeys could have meetings.
Manny: Yeah. And you've not been to the cinema since then?
Bernard: Na. It's all tossycock.

by Danial Willow October 23, 2010

toastytortilla

the real shuichi on the christmas photocard on tiktok

toastytortilla on the christmas card was a big profile picture cult.

by Antexricc January 8, 2021

Tasty Bass

Bass that sounds so good that you can just almost taste it on your tongue and even make you lick your lips.

Also can called Delicious Bass.

Its just like coffee: if its weak, its not tasty. If its strong or holds a little dominance, its tasty. You gotta feel the robustness.

I.e.

"Blue Blood Blues" by Dead Weather
"The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy
"YYZ" by Rush
are JUST a few songs with tasty bass.

by maddywoo August 7, 2010

booty tooty

when you hold a fart in for so long that it squeezes through the closed butt cheeks making a popping noise when the butt cheeks hit eachother on reclosure

"eww what is that smell??"

"what was that sound??"

"sorry, i tried to hold it in but it ended up a booty tooty"

by Gabrielle and JayReed March 21, 2014