A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.
Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.
by brownchad April 29, 2020
Get the toshmug. Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.
by goofygirl19 May 28, 2010
Get the Toshedmug. by oAngryPOPTARTo July 24, 2011
Get the Toshmug. "Fuck man i was so toshed yesterday from that joint"..
"Hey Milo bruss, you should come over tonight with some marley and we'll all get toshed"
"Hey Milo bruss, you should come over tonight with some marley and we'll all get toshed"
by Jarrah86 January 11, 2008
Get the toshedmug. by wetin dey November 5, 2012
Get the Toshmug. by Nathan Hate February 8, 2010
Get the Toshmug. 'On The Tosh' is a phrase used to describe being on a heavy drinking session. The term originates from the English TV police series 'The Bill' which featured a character called 'Tosh Lines' (played by Kevin Lloyd). In real life Kevin Lloyd was a famously hard drinker, who at one point escaped from a rehabilitation clinic only to be found drinking in the pub across the road. Kevin died of alcohol poisoning in May 1998.
"I'm of out on the Tosh this evening with the lads, fancy coming?"
"Man, I was so Toshed last night I slept with a fat ginger bird with a bush like sherwood forest."
"Man, I was so Toshed last night I slept with a fat ginger bird with a bush like sherwood forest."
by Mikeeboy July 16, 2008
Get the On The Toshmug.