tosh

A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.
Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.
by brownchad April 29, 2020
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Toshed

Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.
I got hella toshed the other night when I watched Tosh.O
by goofygirl19 May 28, 2010
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Tosh

”You ever seen that show Tosh.0?“
”Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy is Jesus”
by oAngryPOPTARTo July 23, 2011
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toshed

Stoned esp. from inhaling marijuana smoke. Derived from the name of late reggae star Peter Tosh.
"Fuck man i was so toshed yesterday from that joint"..

"Hey Milo bruss, you should come over tonight with some marley and we'll all get toshed"
by Jarrah86 January 02, 2008
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Tosh

How West Africans say "touch"
Aunty bola: don't tosh my yam porridge
by wetin dey November 06, 2012
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Tosh

An effeminate male with a scat fetish. Daniel ToshTosh.0gaychilli dog
That guy wearing bloomers and getting pooped on over there sure is a Tosh.
by Nathan Hate February 08, 2010
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On The Tosh

'On The Tosh' is a phrase used to describe being on a heavy drinking session. The term originates from the English TV police series 'The Bill' which featured a character called 'Tosh Lines' (played by Kevin Lloyd). In real life Kevin Lloyd was a famously hard drinker, who at one point escaped from a rehabilitation clinic only to be found drinking in the pub across the road. Kevin died of alcohol poisoning in May 1998.
"I'm of out on the Tosh this evening with the lads, fancy coming?"

"Man, I was so Toshed last night I slept with a fat ginger bird with a bush like sherwood forest."
by Mikeeboy February 24, 2006
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