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Tostada

A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)
It gets difficult going balls deep on Jessica's tostada sometimes.
by Dominic Ciccodicola January 20, 2007
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american tostada

The shitty new CD by Greed Day!

Top with beans and cheese - then microwave!
Then feed that shit to your dog or your enemy.
by WORST Green Day CD EVER ! ! ! September 28, 2004
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tostadocrastination

This is when you're watching TV and you have a bag of tostados and the dip, and you procrastinate opening it because you don't want to miss whats on TV.
I am procrastinating right now, by entering this definition for tostadocrastination.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
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Beafy Tostada

Generally used when viewing porn or while your at a strip club. Refers to a woman's beaver - usually when it is a bit "meaty".
by Ty Webb April 9, 2003
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Yankee Tostada

Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.
I gave that slut Nancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...
by Vice "Husky" Versa May 5, 2011
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tostada

The best item to order at Taco Bell. Its pretty cheap and is meatless!!! just beans, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce on a flat, corn, hard tortilla. oh yeah!!!
that tostada is really tasty!!!!
by annieWaits January 27, 2009
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Testicle Tostadas

This is a term used for when your balls have been baking in the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!
Shit! I need to get the hell off this Nude beach because it looks like my testicle tostadas are done and its time to have a Mexican fiesta.
by Apollo Jackson August 4, 2009
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