Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

by DICK burn November 16, 2016

tophiachu

Mountain Dew drinking Tiktoker, that is well known for her controversial comments on her livestream.

Resembles Bobo the Bear, is usually seen yelling at her audience.

Person; Did you see TophiaChu’s livestream last night?
Person2; yeah she hella homophobic!

by LaylaCorn July 26, 2022

torch and pitchfork crowd

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.

Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;

by Euripedes October 8, 2008

Toledo Torch

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.

Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.

by Budeucey January 25, 2015

jalapeno torpedo

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

Torpical

Torpical is a word that best describes having a large body part. Eg: nose

Hey Matthew, I've noticed that you have a very torpical nose.

by WhyJames March 30, 2020

torchwood

Torchwood is a tv show based on the popular British series Doctor Who.

Also if you take all the words from Doctor Who you can spell Torchwood

D O C T O R W H O

D O C O R W H O-----T
D O C R W H O-----TO
D O C W H O-----TOR
D O W H O-----TORC
D O W O-----TORCH
D O O-----TORCH W
D O -----TORCH WO
D -----TORCH WOO

TORCHWOOD!

by James Fitzgerald December 15, 2008