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Torontools

n. Douchebags that get to go to Toronto Film Festival while I sit at my desk playing Snood. FUCK!
Where is everyone in Hollywood today brah?

The Torontools are all up north sucking the collective dick of the indie world.
by Bee2theGee September 11, 2009
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torontoise

To render a progressive public policy measure ineffective or even counterproductive by stripping it of any elements that might be characterized as even mildly inconveniencing motorists or owners of detached, single-family homes, or that might require even a modest increase in public revenue.
City Councilor: "We're not going to exactly replicate #visionzero, we're going to torontoise it, make it our own." #walkTO #bikeTO
by Danforthist June 16, 2018
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torontonian

Some of the biggest douchebags you'll ever meet. They are about as civilized as a bunch of wild dogs and in fact if you read the story "The Shadow Over Innsmouth", Lovecraft would probably be put into a coma out of fear due to how bad Torontonians are compared to the residents of Innsmouth. Common behaviour you should expect from them: cutting in front of you in line, blatantly displaying their belief that they are superior than you, giving you dirty looks for the most minor things, if you offer them a place in line they'll take it without saying a word, etc.
I'm a Torontonian myself but I can't lie to myself and say Torontonians are polite and nice people. I try to be polite whenever I can. This is literally what happened as soon as I got back from a trip in Europe at the Toronto airport: 1. I was on those moving ramps and a bit to the left (not realizing it) and some cunt of a soccer mom with TNA pants says "Slower people to the right" with her little shit of a daughter. 2. My dad offers someone a place in line and he just says "ok" without a single word of gratitude. 3. Some bitch who works there decides its okay to split up my family when checking our passports instead of having everyone together to save time.
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Torontonian

Someone who was born and raised (not always) but most importantly lives in Toronto, Canada

The whiniest, bitchiest people in Canada. A Torontonian's main means of entertainment is bitching, usually in the letters to the editor section of the Toronto Star, about how the government isn't spending enough money on X or should be accountable for Y.
Your typical Torontonian is very opposed to firearm ownership and use, and supports the strictest of firearm regulation laws. Same goes for owning and breeding Pitbulls.

These phobias are based on what moms talk about in the schoolyard while picking up their kids, rather than actual fact.
Toronoto has the highest concentration of soccer moms in the country, a figure which is rising rapidly with the popularity of Call of Duty (which an increasing number of parents believe is polluting our society) and the Toronto FC.
What a stunning message to the women of this country when one adds this refusal to attend the Washington women’s health summit to the string of insults we have experienced over his “reign.” He doesn’t even have the grace to reply to the invitation, reportedly. It speaks volumes.

If nothing else, the rest of the world will understand that we women in Canada are facing a real battle as we detail the way the issues that are essential to women here and everywhere have been belittled and are of no importance to this PM and his government, except as a strategy to gain that Golden Fleece called a “majority.”

It’s understandable that Harper wouldn’t go to the Washington women’s health summit, aptly entitled “We Deliver.” He can’t and apparently it’s an issue for him. How else to explain?

- A typical torontonian scrutinizing Politician's every move. Chances are, that if Harper did attend this thing, she would have still found something to complain about.
by CRUNKAINTDEAD June 12, 2010
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torontonian

The biggest spoiled brats in all of Canada. From Cape Spear to Victoria, no one worse.
A pansy Torontonian corssed my path the other way, so I gave him a good Newfoundlander smack upside the head! How do you like that, eh?!
by strong badian May 29, 2004
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