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toronno

The way people in Toronto and the surrounding area pronounce the city, Toronto.
Person 1: Where are you from bro?
Person 2: Toronno.
Person 1: You mean Toronto?
by PieSplatter December 7, 2015
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Torontophobia

The overwhelming belief by other Ontarians that you will be shot, mugged, raped, and murdered the instant you set foot in Toronto.

This phenomenom is generally seen in people from small towns and rural areas, but is also curiously prevalent among the older citizens of Oshawa, a neighbouring city of considerable size with a MUCH higher rate of crackheads per capita.
Deena: Okay, we're going to go shopping in downtown Toronto, but I really don't want to carry this fifty on me.

Kaytor: Why not? You're going with a group of people to a crowded area in broad daylight. Are you planning on waving it around like a little red flag?

Deena: Well, no... but you know, it's Toronto. People get shot there!!!1

Kaytor: You have horrible Torontophobia.
by Mighty Kaytor February 25, 2009
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the toronto

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.
Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.
by The iron horse May 31, 2016
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OPU-C Toronto

Oak Park University-Canada at Toronto. A university in the Riverdale neighbourhood of Toronto, Ontario. The university was founded by Mary Whitaker and Scott Ferguson in 1895 and has been a well kept secret ever since. Majors of the university include: racketeering, Canadian liquors, finance, business, hockey, lumberjacking, pinners, and curling. The university has been considered a poor reflection, a stereotype of sorts, on Canadian universities as a whole.
Who would've thought I could go to a school and major in alcohol?
Yeah, dude, OPU-C Toronto is where it's at.
by canadaeh February 23, 2009
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toronto slang

Toronto slang is derived from the Caribbean background/ language.
Jamaican: Yeahh mon dis waste youth pronounced: yute to damn lazy.

Toronto people: you such a wasteyute man.
That is how Toronto slang is derived from Caribbean background.
by Wastegal November 24, 2017
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toronto b-jay

Receiving a blowjob while watching the Toronto Blue Jays baseball game.
"She gave me a Toronto B-Jay during the Jays game last night. It must have been good luck since Bautista hit a home run while she was doing it."
by BigScreech October 31, 2013
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Trondo

Trondo YT makes bad videos and also loves to watch hentai with his parents. His dad went to get milk though and he has never come back. Luckily he has Crqptic as a replacement.
Cryptic : “hello sonny boy
Trondo : “presumptuous
by MiracleManMeat September 8, 2022
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