fuckin' tories

A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.

*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"

*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"

*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"

*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"

by theSmartPenguin23 January 18, 2019

Toritse

A person that generally makes your life better without wanting any praise in return

My life is better thanks to toritse

by Datkiddd111 September 11, 2019

toritsene

Also known as Toné or Toe. She is the worst at replying. Absolutely fake. She will ghost you unless your initials are DPP, then she’ll ghost you, come back to life, then die again just so she can ghost you again. Never expect a reply from a Toritsene. Ever. Also has great confidence :)

Person 1: Hey, have you heard back from Toritsene?
Person 2: Of course not. I haven’t gotten a text back from her in years.

by casper the friendly replier August 24, 2020

toris0123

A goat that loves art and will respect what you like but will never talk to you if you hurt her because she has more important things to do then arguing with you but if you are willing to be her friend she will let you in because she is so friendly and she has a big heart.

Person 1: Do you know toris0123?
Person 2: You mean that goat that likes Five Nights At Freddy's from DeviantArt.

Person 1: *talks too much*
Person 2: Ok stop, why are you talking so much?
Person 1: Oh sorry i just pulled a toris0123 there.

by thelovefox25 October 1, 2019

torts adorbs

When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.

MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"

by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023

Reita Toritsuka

A perverted spirit medium from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. He oversexualizes the female body and relies on ghosts to try and hit on girls, since no one likes him lmao

Reita Toritsuka's a fucking pervert. No wonder none of the girls at PK Academy like him.

by NG@motherfunker August 22, 2021

Tories

1.The worst political party in the UK.Sorry, make that the world

2.Nasty People who act like the political party

1.Them Tories better not win the election this year

2.See Cooper or Condie

by David Richardson May 13, 2005