Topher the Tofu

a man who gives no shits about popularity, and is allergic to Tofu

Oh man, did you hear Topher the Tofu last night? Hating on the concert we all went to.

by JaioCG October 1, 2017

Tophen

Surname of Ukrainian Royalty. Tophens are bred to have Higher than average IQ, breathtaking good looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a profound spiritual understanding of the universe which is caused by a rare genetic make up of extra activated DNA strands.

"That girl is so smart and beautiful! It must be because she is a Tophen!"

by StarseedIndigoPurifyer August 17, 2011

topped off

1.When a female gives oral stimulation to her partner. 2. The art of sucking dick.

Ayo man I was eatin a steak n cheese sandwich and gettin topped off at the same time....that shyt was heaven

by RagstaRichez a.k.a. Poke'Monster April 4, 2006

topheavy

a female with large breasts, usually a D cup or bigger.

Damn, those are nice!

by Gus H. Gilroy November 5, 2003

Topher

Topher is a tall, handsome, funny male who can be addicting and sometimes hard to look away from. A topher is never a female and has an Italian sausage if you know what I mean. Topher spread his disease, also known as topherculitis, which is missing the topher and always thinking of him. You will sometimes suffer from topher withdraws.

"Did you see Topher today?"
"yes! And he gave me some topherculitis"

by Short shit August 22, 2012

Topherd

Getting killed because you brought a shovel to a gun fight. Becoming dead.

Don't get topherd.

by BigjewdaddyB May 31, 2018

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010