Top Hat

a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today

"Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat"

by Itchi July 2, 2008

Top Hat

A tattoo above thy man's junk, AKA a pubis hat.

*two guys fucking*

Guy 1: hey bro nice top hat!
Guy 2: thanks, I tip my hat to you sir

by Kuzko's Poison March 4, 2022

Top Hat

A woman's tight vagina

Wow... you couldn't even pull a rabbit out that tight TOP HAT!

by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011

top hat

Oral sex while dropping a deuce. See also "blumpkin".

by Dugnugs November 6, 2003

top hat

Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.

" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"

by Hdj February 19, 2008

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

top hat

to get some really nice head

Your bitch gave me good top hat.

by LampShade October 13, 2012