Toop

To text someone while pooping, informing them of the setting in which your B.M. is occuring; as to share the joy. Followed by the poop pile emoticon, if available.

Received via text:

"Arby's handicap stall toop!"

If the homeless texted:

"Public library toop!"

by BMaficionado February 23, 2012

toop

two poops, one usually being slightly larger than the other, also smeling slightly less rancid than the first poop. this is the mystery behind toop.

Hey, check out that toop on the ground over there!

by papaloki July 27, 2006

Toop

refers to taking two turds in one session on a toilet. The word was created by a student in Iowa.

My mom just took a toop.

by Arex Rinden February 15, 2010

tooping

To "poop" and "text" at the same time.

"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*

"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."

by McOwners December 31, 2009

TOOP

A curse word used by the creatures.

Nova toop over there you toop.

by rexarious15 November 26, 2011

Toop

A light insult. It is most commonly exchanged with the words "tool" or "idiot".

Example 1
Person 1: Man I was so out of it I pissed all over the floor!
Person 2: Wow your'e such a toop...

Example 2
Person 1: Adrian is so cute, do you think i should ask him out?
person 2: Nah, if you knew him like I do you would realize that he's a total toop!

Example 3
Person 1: *slips on floor and lands in kitty litter*
Person 2: Hahaha what a toop!

by ethorn January 03, 2012

tooping

to toot and poop at the same time.

"that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her"

"grandma's tooping again"

by butt-crack sisters October 22, 2011