ToolBitch

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.

"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."

by Glockmeister November 19, 2004

toolbook

a godforsaken piece of shit 90's computer program, don't even get me started on this one. I can't even begin to fathom why anyone would want to use it.

toolbook....what a piece of shit.

by JG_89 April 17, 2009

Show 'em my toolbox

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.

My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.

by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009

Toolbox

A man whose only use for women is to fix things for her.

Go back to the garage, toolbox. You need to fix my car.

by Vic_ April 26, 2020

toolboxolio

The most arrogant, self-centered, hating pinhead, shortbus Vanu commander in Planetside.

"Dude, check it out, that shithead toolboxolio is on."

"Fuck him, he eets the cok"

by VanuWonder June 25, 2004

toolbox

A group of guys in sleeveless UFC shirts and fauxhawks that are either talking about their gains, saying they're swolemates, or drinking protein shakes.

Too bad you can't see yourself in any mirror at the gym because there's always a toolbox blocking it.

by allenjr16 May 14, 2014

toolbox

more toolish than just a tool, but not quite as toolish as an entire toolshed

ur such a fucking toolbox

by kamakaze687 March 4, 2004