Tolani

The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.

Alan: "I saw Tolani yesturday"
Ed: "wow ur really lucky"

by opposite June 24, 2012

toolination

1. When a group of tools swarm together

2. A nest or clan of douchebags plotting world domination

3. A densely populated area of tools

Man, there was so many of them it was totally a toolination...

Toolination central over there...

A complete cult of douchebags plotting world toolination...

by *MoJo* November 13, 2009

toolnami

To spam an the gamesurgeradio IRC channel while listening to DJ Tooly live, comprehensively flooding you, the irc servers, and everyone else offline, and also making the internet stream buffer. Spammed several times with lots of colours during a toolnami moment when a track really pumps. To do a toolnami, like tsunami. A wave of spam.

It's a TOOLNAMI!
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¯`T·.¸¸.O´¯`O.¸¸.L´¯`N.¸¸.A´¯`M.¸¸I·´¯
¯`T·.¸¸.O´¯`O.¸¸.L´¯`N.¸¸.A´¯`M.¸¸I·´¯
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by [TEA]sid September 22, 2005

Toolcan

A person who is a huge tool and has a big nose, like a toucan.

1: "Who's that faggot with the huge nose?"
2: "Oh, that's just toolcan, he can't help it."

by austinpillage January 24, 2011

Toolnaw

a lightly veiled insult. Typically it is broken into two sections, tool and naw, where tool means a dag and naw refers to a sympathetic gesture towards the dagginess of the person.

Man, he is a such a toolnaw.

by adorable373 April 6, 2010

torlang

nigger

Bruh stop being such a torlang

by Choagie December 12, 2018

Tolland CT

A small rich town filled with rednecks and wanna be gangsters.

"hey where do you live"
"Tolland CT"
"oh so you're rich"

by t town cowgirl October 28, 2009