beer tokens

Another word for Beer Vouchers, these are small, usually coloured, pieces of paper with the queen's/president's/a national hero's head on them that the nice man at the bar will take and in return give you lovely alcoholic beverages.

Andy: Are you coming to the pub now?
Chris: Yes, I'm on my way. I've just got to get some beer tokens out from the ATM and I'll be with you.

by mikeyk March 11, 2006

Token straight friend

That one guy in the group of gays who’s straight

Guy: Yooo bro wanna come with us to the club

Guy2: Nah it’ll just be y’all hitting on guys

Guy: Token straight friend of the group strikes again

by thattokenstraightfriend May 6, 2018

Snake Toke

A smoke session with friends that works like a snake draft. The last person who gets it takes double hits and then the order reverses back around.

“Me Steph and Joe had a snake toke and I was last in the rotation. I got to take double hits at the end”

by Mason Stanko January 31, 2021

Toogers

The better version of poggers

The stream chat is so toogers right now

by SBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSB December 16, 2020

My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

toke and poke

The act of smoking marijuana and having sex at the same time.

We had a great night, especially when we decided to toke and poke.

by Crow420 July 27, 2006