kid toucher

A pedophile

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.

by Professor Precious March 5, 2015

toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from

Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."

by Shoogy November 9, 2015

Toucher

A person who touches (Could be sexual)

Ex: "yeah man, father jeff is definitely a toucher"

by Dr.Ben December 29, 2018

gutter toucher

A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.

Yeah, they live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ areas

by DS.Roach September 9, 2020

pee pee toucher

one who touches ones or someone elses pee pee

wow dude you are a pee pee toucher

by jon f May 17, 2005

wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

by xx7 July 8, 2020

Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010