toob

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
by Marissa McCottry July 24, 2006
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The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.
What's on the Toob?
by the interweb July 11, 2008
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One who is both a tard and a noob.
Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.
by CodeNinja February 03, 2013
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gayzelle's shirt says TOOB
by vodkasaid January 28, 2009
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To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.
The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.
by Nicholas D October 21, 2020
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Toob or Chewb is the name used by 4chans board /lgbt/ to refer to the transgender YouTuber philosophy tube.

She is often depicted when referred to in this way as a humanised phallus or with phallic features. This is in reference to the boards accusations against her.
Toob just released a new video!

I love the toob
by Dooddooddood October 12, 2022
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A combination of the words "too" and "bad". Means "too bad".
"You just spilled my juice!"
"Toobs, dude."
by Sonalyka February 11, 2006
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