tonker

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006

Caldwell Tanner

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.

Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!

by thatquietkid June 18, 2010

tonerhoner

A child predator roaming across roblox

Damn look, there's tonerhoner at it again chasing children

by YsguborHen November 29, 2022

out of towners

Town or village residents description of a person or people who are "clearly not from around these parts".

Example: Small Town Texan says to Out of Towner, "Boy, you a long way from California, you in Texan now, you Out of Towners are all the same!".

by runner1937 December 11, 2013

tanner braungardt

Best trampolinist that kind of gave up a flipping YouTube channel

Look it's another Tanner Braungardt

by Tannerbraungardt&foxFAN<3 November 20, 2016

Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 10, 2021

Tannerize

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.

Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."

by Hardparty May 21, 2009