Tom Clancy

Tom Clancy is definitely the hottest man alive. He is known for making fucking sick sick sick video games aka Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos theory, which is a game that literally makes me shit my pants every time I play it. If you carefully analyze his video games you realize he lives vicariously through his main character Sam Fischer, who is so damn sexy they even made him his own Lego figure. Well anyways back to the subject, Tom Clancy makes Sam Fischer so good looking and suave because he himself never gets laid, and my friend if you were Sam Fischer you would get so much ass you would suffocate and die.

Tom Clancy is so hot even Ryan's mom would give him all her pussy.

by Kevin Ball April 5, 2005

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Tom Clancy

An adjective which describes something stealthy or something that has been done in a Tom Clancy game or book

A: Hey I took some gum from my parents’ cupboard and they didn’t even notice

B: Wow that’s very Tom Clancy of you

by YuOfTheNight October 24, 2019

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Tom Clancy

Someone who is a follower or worshipper of Tom Clancy. Usually a fatass who claims to know a lot about firearms.

I am a Tom Clancy and I have read his first novel, The Hunt For Red October

by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019

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tom clancy's rainbow six seige

The best First person tactical shooter game of it's day

tom clancy's rainbow six seige is the best fps ever

by MERC907 January 22, 2018

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Tom Clancy's Penis

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006

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