tom clarke

Tom Clarke likes to get rammed up his humungous shitter by 2 metre Pete while Sharon the dyke cunt fuck watched

Tom Clarke loves Chloe Holroyd

by TomClarke29 May 24, 2018

Tom Cable

Tom Cable (noun) 1: Is the Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders. Tom Cable is a violent man who allegedly attacks women and assisant coaches.
(verb) 2: To Tom Cable someone you must punch,bitch slap,hit,smack,or attack their face and or head.

Example one: The next time I see Joe I will Tom Cable his punk ass!
Example two: I'm so pissed off right now I could go all Tom Cable up in this bitch!

by JRKJR November 5, 2009

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by scuba steve January 21, 2005

tom cruise

Overrated douchebag who practices scientology and poisons today's youth

Tom Cruise is well-known and famous for playing the sexually-frustrated homosexual aviator "Maverick" in Top Gun

by Doctor Derek M. Smart, M.D Ph.D March 21, 2005

Tom Chaplin

1. The lead singer of the wonderful band Keane.
2. (noun) A man with *very* pinchable, cute, chubby, cheeks.
3. (verb) To pinch a cute, deserving cheek.

1. "Wow, Tom Chaplin rocked in that concert last night!"
2. "Tom Chaplin is just so adorable, look at those cheeks! *squee!*"
3. "Wow, I just really wanted to Tom Chaplin him right there."

by Triple Threat June 11, 2006

Tom Cheek

Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster that broadcaster 4, 306 CONSECUTIVE games for the Blue Jays ever since their very first game in 1977 when Toronto first got a MLB franchise. Streak broke in June 2004 when he left because of the passing away of his father. Broadcasted all of Toronto's records, such as World Series, ALCS, ALDS, no-hitters, etc. Died in Ocotber of 2005 due to a brain tumour, he was only 66.

GOD BLESS TOM CHEEK (1939-2005)!

"Touch 'em all Joe, you'll never hit a bigger home run in your life."
- Tom Cheek -- signature call on Toronto Blue Jays' outfielder Joe Carter's 3-run home run in the ninth inning to break the tie in the 1993 World Series to win the Jays their second consecutive MLB championship.

by bananas232325 October 12, 2005

tom cruise

A person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would.

Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes.

by TomIsCruisinInTheCloset July 1, 2005