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township of spring fire rescue services

The Fire Company located in Spring Township, PA run by a bunch of paid fire fighter assholes that can't stand when non-fire fighters help them with their job. The fire police task-force (also known as flagger force) will continuously ruin your daily commute by dropping cones in your path then walking away. This will happen more on Route 222 and 422 due to continuous accidents and never ending PennDOT construction.
Friend 1: Dam that fuckin' fire police captain closed my road again.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.
by 10258 August 8, 2018
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Manheim Township

A school in Lancaster,PA full of white rich kids who try to act ghetto but fail and ultimately end up embarrassing themselves. Teachers are dickheads and students are the most egotistical people on earth.
Person #1: “yo that guy is a douchebag

Person #2:”yea they go to Manheim Township”

Person #1: “oh shit, that makes sense
by iOnlySpeakFax December 11, 2018
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Warren Township High School

A quaint, but large highschool in Gurnee Illinois, but looks can be deceiving. The inside is laid out like a prison and it is. The inmates "Students" are guarded by the well known heroic Howie Security guards led by the one and only Raphael Soto. Once inside, you must be cautious of the transgender, Homo, and feminist inmates who feast on regular usually christian inmates by giving them all of the hatred they desire. Gay teachers force punishment on the inmates by making the students basically write their wills by using themes from "classic" books like Fahrenheit 451 to begin with progressing the The Turn of the Screw. You will be lucky to gain protection form the messiah Cerauli but don't count on it. Good luck :)
i dont like school. Warren township high school
by Jakoby Ellsbury May 13, 2016
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Manheim Township

the school that makes the kids go to school in -3 degrees. does township know how many walkers we have? Township is actually trying to get sued cuz when kids walk outside they got frostbite. it’s your fault township all yours.
oh yeah Manheim Township, the school that gave their kids frostbite. i heard bout that...
by Townshipstudent January 31, 2019
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East Millcreek Township

The most bad-ass city in the world. Located near the Salt Lake Valley, in Utah, this city is where all the hood rats reside. You have to be a real hard-ass, or you will simply not live long in this city. This is said to be the Compton of Utah. If you choose to come to this city, I hope you are not afraid of gunfire and gang violence, because it lurks around every corner.
Be careful going to the East Millcreek Township, that is where all the bad-ass kids that get major pussy live.
by Millcreek Bad-ass June 10, 2011
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Vernon Township High School

Vernon Township High School- A High School in Vernon NJ where most students that look different, be it wearing a heavy metal shirt, doc martens and not being a aberzombie preppy idiot will get you in trouble with the faculty.
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
I went to Vernon Township High School and now suffer from cold sweats and wake up screaming that the vice principal who looks like gollum is under my bed.
by blakabah December 13, 2012
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Boonton Township

A tiny town in Morris County, NJ. Full of rolling lawns, milling alpacas, which are commonly mistaken for llamas, although there are a couple llamas, too. And some sheep. There are farms, many pretty houses, an pre-k thru 8th grade school, a ridiculous amount of bears, deer, and squirrels, a mountain (supposedly haunted by an indian cult), a park, half a restaurant, half a strip mall, a private airfield, like five historic houses, some soccer fields, part of the underground railroad, a "private club" (basically a tiny muddy lake full of screaming children and leeches), a crazy rehab center (that claims to be a hospital) LOTS of treeeeees, and a bank. There is no high school, no sidewalks, no library, no streetlights, only one four way intersection (called by the locals "Four Corners"), no ice cream truck (we used to have one but they got rid of it and ruined all the little children's lives), no cell service in the majority of the town, no movie theatre, and no pizza place. The people there are old and conservative, and all own dogs. Every kid goes to the same school for at least nine years and get sick of each other. Overall, its a wonderful place to live.
Dude 1: Where do you live?

Dude 2: Boonton Township?

Dude 1: Never heard of it.
by i<3alpacas(not_llamas) April 29, 2010
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