Tofurkey

1) Slang for turkey.

2) Tofu that is shaped like a turkey.

1) Tofurkey? Shizzle! I'll make craizizzleberry and some bizach-slapped potatoes, yo!

2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!

by Psychic Jack January 19, 2004

tofurkey

1. Tofu molded into the shape of a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having no real turkey fo thanksgiving. Only tofurkey.

2. Gotta get my girl something tofurkey.

by Jamal in d House May 13, 2005

Tofurkeyducken

The vegan version of turducken made out of tofu - a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey. The three layers of tofu constituting the tofurkeyducken contain artificial flavors (presumably carcinogenic) Shih simulate the tastes of turkey on the outside, chicken in the middle and duck on the inside. It’s delicio!

I used to eat tofurkey, but I wasn’t saving enough souls - every time I eat tofurkeyducken I know that I’m saving three souls at once. I happily pay triple.

by Ballastmrj December 3, 2017

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005

tofurkey day

the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.

i can't wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm

by baily2 November 1, 2012

Tofurkey

A synonym for female masturbation.

It's tofurkey time, biatch!

by Tash and Christy March 4, 2005

tofurkey

Acheetos and ibzs favourite word

Acheeto: me when my mom walks in with the tofurkey for dinner

ibz: 🤣

by ebixz July 15, 2023